your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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