He is an equal opportunity slut.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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