i would punch a child for taco bell
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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