The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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