It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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