i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
