Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
