omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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