Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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