and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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