Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
