But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
