Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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