I just made out with a guy for $7.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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