I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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