Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
