I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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