Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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