just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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