we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
