im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
