im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Rumble strips road head = magical
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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