I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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