Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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