People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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