you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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