doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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