so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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