He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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