Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
They took my balls.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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