Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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