Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You took a bar mat shot.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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