I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i came on her dog
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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