I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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