just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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