That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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