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im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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