Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
This toilet bowl is my home.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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