Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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