dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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