You're a womanizer and a bitch.
id be glad to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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