I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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