Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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