Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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