Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
