He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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