listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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