And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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