All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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