Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Randomize
